She likes it!

Yesterday we had raw oysters.

I ate one.

It was delicious!

I ate two more.

Does this mean I'm a big girl now?

Stimulus

I got my $600 via direct deposit on 5/3.

Did you get yours yet?

BUY STUFF!!!

Some of the money will go to my trip to Las Vegas in October.

Some of it will go towards a bureau from Ikea. (I spent my refund on an Ikea bed and desk.)

It's like sleeping on a park bench.

Yay capitalism!

Skype

Hey ladies and gentlemen, pencils and fountain pens!

I don't get to see my friends much. Boooo! So, I just downloaded Skype. Look me up and we can video call. The future is now!!!!!!!!!

Plus, it's handy when I want to talk to Goo, who is in the next room, and I don't want to get up.

Yay for laziness!

I heart you

"What is that?" you ask.

It's my heart-shaped scar.

I am so special. Short bus special, but still...special.

I had a 'papilloma' (aka skin tag) liquid nitrogen'd off (owie) three weeks ago. It blistered and now I'm left with a scar that looks like a heart. Pink and everything.

I'm like a Care Bear.

Wrestling the Cat

Butters doesn't mind.