"Save yourself for Kinky"*

I don't like Texas very much and I'm certainly not into politics. But what's not to like about a Jewish country musician, Independent running for governor, who loves dogs, has his own talking action figure, AND also makes a damn good salsa? To top all of that, his name is KINKY for crying out loud.

I really like the corn and black bean salsa on the upper left. I would vote for him on that alone. Obviously, I should not be making any decisions regarding elected officials.

*save yourself for kinky refers to the fact that in order to petition Kinky for governor, you cannot have voted in the republican or democratic primaries