So, I'm trying to lose some weight. And by some I mean A LOT. And by A LOT, I mean, that's really none of your business. I've joined Jenny Craig, or JC, as we like to call it. It's her rap name, yo. So far, so good. I've lost about 10 lbs in the past three and a half weeks. I'd recommend this diet to anyone too lazy to diet on their own, needs a stranger to scold them for not losing any weight, and over $100 to spend on food each week. I don't really have the cash for it, but, you know... cost of being fat, etc etc.
Best JC food: Chocolate Walnut Brownie. It's just like the little debbie kind.
Worst JC food: Turkey Jerky. It's like dog food flavored wood chips.