Why, neighbor with the beige Dodge Intrepid, WHY???? Why can't you learn to park properly between the lines? Do you have only one eye? Is everything just a little off-kilter for you? Do you have your ear glued to your shoulder?
Damn you, neighbor with the beige Dodge Intrepid. Damn you and your fake lei hanging from your rearview mirror.
I'm so irritable. I think I need to eat.
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Dodge Intrepid,
Dodge Intrepid, why you mess,
With a girl that is the best?
Dodge Intrepid, can't you see,
You're parking skills are bad to me?
Dodge Intrepid, I'd be fine,
If you'd park between the lines.
Dodge Intrepid, it ain't that hard,
For you to learn to park your car.
Dodge Intrepid, just take the time,
Then the problems won't be mine.
Dodge Intrepid, would you like,
Four flat tires and a second hand bike?
Dodge Intrepid, this all depends,
On how you want it all to end.
Dodge Intrepid, park it well,
Or you can simply go to hell.
Dodge Intrepid, I've said my peace,
Now will you rightly park that piece!
Hey there, Edward and I have written back and forth once or twice. I checked out his links and loved that Obscene Decor site. Made me laugh out loud. I also could identify with you parking friend. I've had that relationship before and I wrote and 'ode to the fact. Enjoy!
LOL! that's fantastic! thanks for checking out my lil ol blog.
Hmm, I think I might have annoyed my neighbours just like that. Finally they put a post-it on my door asking me to park properly ;)
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