Monday, July 03, 2006

Ultimate Showdown!!!!

The date: July 4th, 2006
The place: Coney Island
The event: Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest
5 time Nathan's champion from Japan, TAKERU KOBAYASHI
(I have no idea why he looks like a scary buff albino clown)
vs
American JOEY CHESTNUT
("Gee whiz, Beav, I sure like to gobble down wieners!")
WHO WILL WIN!!!?!?!?!?
read the buzz here
Oohhh I'm so excited and kind of grossed out! But who am I to wag my finger at gluttony? Tomorrow I am planning to eat beer soaked brats, cheese stuffed burgers, potato salad, chips and salsa, fresh squeezed lemon-limade with strawberries, and butter pecan ice cream with marshmallow fluff, hot fudge, chopped nuts, whipped cream, and a maraschino cherry (or two...or three). If you hear an explosion tomorrow, those aren't fireworks! (it's me)
LOLOL those sentences rhymed. LOL. Am I drunk?

2 comments:

Rachel said...

That was so freaking hillarious!!!!
I'm voting for Kobayashi!!!

Aileen said...

LOL I love that photo of Kobayashi. It's like he's gonna eat everyone in sight!